Here we have the overheard, the blurted out,
the absurd, and funny things that you hear. We have started you out
with some of our archives but we encourage you to submit your own all
year long for every ones enjoyment. After all, why wait for the con
when you can do it all year! To make a submission send an e-mail to
OutOfCONtext@phandemonium.com
It's always been black...it just hasn't been this stiff!
The committee knows better.
It started out small, but the it avalanched and before she knew it she
had four people on her.
I'm just so pleased I got my underwear back, everything else it an
anticlimax.
Honest, I won't do it with the hand that held the pizza!
Just give him a bible, he'll sign it.
Babeasaurus - an attractive woman with the brain a size of a walnut.
Biscuits never stopped you before...?
My wife eased me back.
They walked back in from the fire drill and found him in the shower
cleaning off all the fire extinguisher dust.
I pushed it in further. That's why it worked.
Are you at the convention you wanted to be at?
Salt, butter, calories...you gotta have something to go with the beer.
If I could keep it stiff like that I'd be taking on the Rockettes.
God, I love it when he whips out a knife.
It's Elfchow.
If I can make an ovulation....
Most of the don't. Those that do are here this weekend.
I want to eat some more pillow.
I like the hotels "personal" touch.
Stupid questions for stupid people.
All in favour say "ARRGH!".
Oh no! Not the nubbly ball!
I want a horse for my bed.
You have to squeeze your Hula Hoops.
Even when you're hot and sweaty you smell better.
I'd say your cleavage in impressive enough.
She's my roommate, I can get one anytime I want.
That's ok...that's not the first pecker I've had die on me.
She didn't ask their names, she just asked for their underwear.
You realize that if one more person had some in before you and asked
that, we'd have to shoot you now.
Hi Honey, I'm cloned.
Don't wave your Jolly Roger at me!
That must have been the cartoon that was in KY Jelly-stone Park.
Thank you both, even though you have your backs turned.
I'm going to teach him a thing or two about compassion damnit!
It's a real world, you just haven't heard of it.
I've only got two holes you guys, give me a break.
First of all there was this killer Mickey Mouse balloon....
You want us to go fishing for your moose?
Phil's giving face in the hall.
That's not what I caught you doing.
You've got to use your "wubba wubba wubba" if you want to get my respect.
I know you've got one! Just show it!
There are teeth in the elevator.
Only your foofologist knows for sure.
If somebody gets a branding iron out, I'm outta here.
An ego is a terrible things to feed.
She twisted me off at the hips.
Damn, I failed. She's still standing.
There's no talking to him...let him throw up.
It was a moment of passion and French.
Twitchy postmenopausal with a hand gun.
The problem is that I'm working with information that thirty other people
access and none of the care if it's valid.
It's pretty bizarre...it's melting my parrot...
You know what else would be good? A fork.
I've got this rhythm going.
He didn't' say I had to be reasonable...he just asked me what I wanted.
It's time to think about bed.. or breakfast.
If all the women at this convention were laid end to end...I wouldn't be
surprised.
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